And, I have yet to make final introductions of my kids. Child number 3, boy number 2, shall hereby be known as Wonky Dude. For some reason, he has become enamored of the word "wonky" & has even named his computer that. So be it. He is now WD. Eighteen years old, and thus making me the stupidest human on the planet. Not a good feeling, especially since my IQ's higher than his, I've lived decades longer than he, AND, unlike him, I've learned from my mistakes.
But, he can't help
At times, he's downright pleasant to be around. Like at Christmas. Or on his birthday. And at my annual hug-fest (YOU know. the one-armed fast drape around the shoulder & then jump away fast hug that teen-aged boys are so famous for)
There you have it - in order, I have
BBE (Big Blue Eyes) 22 yrs. old
PWTH (Party Waiting To Happen) 20 yrs. old
WD (Wonky Dude) 18 yrs. old
HRH (Her Royal Highness) 16 yrs. old
Soon, I'll introduce the man responsible for all this